Butterball: Brrrrr... Mom, do you know I'm frosting like a cupcake? That's why I'm cold...
Mommy: I love you. Butterball: I love Bubble Guppies.
Butterball: Oh daddy, your pants are BIG! So big and pantsy!
Butterball: Honey, my playground is bigger. Mom: It is? Butterball: mm hmm. Mom: hmm...but...bigger than what? Butterball: The little one.
(At the sink. In the morning. EVERY morning.) Me: Open your mouth. Open your mouth! Butterball's mouth is clamped shut. But she's humming some random tune and bobbing her head to it. Me: Ok, fine. If you don't want to brush your teeth anymore, then mommy is just gonna throw away your Mickey Mouse toothbrush. And … Continue reading random stuff that amaze #2000 and whatever…
I thought it'd be fun to get matching heart tattoos. Mine was the trial run so it didn't come out so well but Butterball's came out perfectly, as you can see. Looking at mine, Butterball says in dismay: "Mommy, your heart is broken!" She then looks down at her own, pauses, then says: "Mine is … Continue reading random stuff that amaze #7
(After several minutes' standoff) Me: Are you going to say you're sorry? Butterball: Let me think about it. #holyhecksheisonlytwo #morepatiencein2016