Dec 31, 2017. Mumbles: Good night, honey. See you in the new year. Jan 1, 2018. Butterball: Daddy! Why am I still small?! I thought I'd be your size by now!
Mom: Oh honey, look. You’re getting bigger! Pretty soon you are not going to fit into your Elsa shoes anymore. Butterball: Yes, mommy. Maybe we can give it to *Jenny when I can’t wear it anymore. Mom (feeling proud): Yes, honey. That’s such a good idea! Butterball: Mommy, daddy told me that when we are … Continue reading snippets of tots #59
Butterball: Mom, I really don’t like the nasal spray. (Sniff sniff) Me: Aw, I know. We only have to do it for (pause for finger calculations) ... three more mornings, honey! That’s not so bad, is it? Butterball (scrunchy-faced): The only time I like the nasal spray is when it’s spraying behind my back. #goodreasoningskills … Continue reading snippets of tots #56
Butterball: Daddy, do you remember the day that you spilled all the sauce? Mumbles (with a chuckle): Yes, honey. I remember it like it was yesterday. (It was yesterday.)
Butterball: Hey! What are my slippers doing here? (In the backyard as opposed to the front door.) After a beat. Oh! My feet moved them.
Mumbles: What does daddy look like when he's angry? Butterball: A robot. Mumbles: And what does mommy look like when she's angry? Butterball: A screaming robot. #diedlaughing #truthisout