Mom: Oh honey, look. You’re getting bigger! Pretty soon you are not going to fit into your Elsa shoes anymore. Butterball: Yes, mommy. Maybe we can give it to *Jenny when I can’t wear it anymore. Mom (feeling proud): Yes, honey. That’s such a good idea! Butterball: Mommy, daddy told me that when we are … Continue reading snippets of tots #59 →

Butterball: Mom, I really don’t like the nasal spray. (Sniff sniff) Me: Aw, I know. We only have to do it for (pause for finger calculations) ... three more mornings, honey! That’s not so bad, is it? Butterball (scrunchy-faced): The only time I like the nasal spray is when it’s spraying behind my back. #goodreasoningskills … Continue reading snippets of tots #56 →

Butterball: Daddy, do you remember the day that you spilled all the sauce? Mumbles (with a chuckle): Yes, honey. I remember it like it was yesterday. (It was yesterday.)

Butterball: Hey! What are my slippers doing here? (In the backyard as opposed to the front door.) After a beat. Oh! My feet moved them.

Mumbles: What does daddy look like when he's angry? Butterball: A robot. Mumbles: And what does mommy look like when she's angry? Butterball: A screaming robot. #diedlaughing #truthisout

Mumbles: What do people smell with? Butterball: Nose! Mumbles: What do people see with? Butterball: Eyes!! Mumbles: What do people hear with? Butterball: Ears!!! Mumbles: And what do people eat with? Butterball: Fork and spoon!

Butterball: Oh mom, stop talking to me. It's sooooooo boring. #hellothreenager #parentingissorewarding

Butterball: mom, come here. Let's do the Donald Duck. (She means the downward dog) 😂 #yogatots