Butterball: Mom, I really don’t like the nasal spray. (Sniff sniff)
Me: Aw, I know. We only have to do it for (pause for finger calculations) … three more mornings, honey! That’s not so bad, is it?
Butterball (scrunchy-faced): The only time I like the nasal spray is when it’s spraying behind my back.
#goodreasoningskills #alwaysanupside